2003-09-18

whine. I'm really very bored. It feels as if the prelims are over so yay play play play but theres still that niggling thing called the A levels and damn you conscience stop bothering me but i shall listen to you nonetheless and be good. i think im getting stupider by the way words seem to drown me whenever i open my econs text and all i can think of is how uncomforatble the chair im sitting in is or how humid it is or some other mundane thing.

I'd blog about how i hate oranges cuz they squirt acid in your eyes when you peel them and it burns, and i'd blog about how i hate my pants because they're old and ratty and i'd blog about how i hate blue pens because i think essays written in blue are an absolute eyesore, but i fear the Association of oranges, pants and blue pens respectively will slap me with a nasty letter threatening to sue me, lambasting me for undermining very values of fair singapore (i.e. equality amongst fruits, pants and pens, regardless of taste, material* or colour) and flood my blog with comments about how slanderous and bigoted my opinions are and make anonymous attacks on my character and friends. ho hum.

*pledge of pant equality- that all pants be considered equal, regardless of material of construction, number of pockets or brand, be it draw-string, elastic waistband or belt-and-buckle.