The junior cadets have come in and brought with them the phenomenon of the Tekong Shit. for the NS-uninitiated out there, let me tell you out and out- Tekong Shit is no joke. It clogs toilets and reeks like satan's armpit. For some strange reason, recruits having just left tekong have shit that is the consistency of adamantium, which we all know is the strongest metal on earth. So now, since we share the toilet with the juniors and having once been a junior, i can from first hand experience tell you that by the end of this coming week, only 1 cubicle out of the 12 we have will be working. the rest will be clogged with shit. Already, its only been one week and they've bombed 4 cubicles out of action. Shitting now has become a game of russian roulette, the 'mystery door'. What will i find behind this door? a shit splattered hell hole or a haven of white porcelain waiting for me to deposit my faeces.

how does one draw music?

The junior cadets have come in and brought with them the phenomenon of the Tekong Shit. for the NS-uninitiated out there, let me tell you out and out- Tekong Shit is no joke. It clogs toilets and reeks like satan's armpit. For some strange reason, recruits having just left tekong have shit that is the consistency of adamantium, which we all know is the strongest metal on earth. So now, since we share the toilet with the juniors and having once been a junior, i can from first hand experience tell you that by the end of this coming week, only 1 cubicle out of the 12 we have will be working. the rest will be clogged with shit. Already, its only been one week and they've bombed 4 cubicles out of action. Shitting now has become a game of russian roulette, the 'mystery door'. What will i find behind this door? a shit splattered hell hole or a haven of white porcelain waiting for me to deposit my faeces.

how does one draw music?

i hereby declare Waterloo Sunset as the best song of the past millenium. It is melancholy in a nutshell and it is the hope of happiness so tangible. 'as long as i gaze on/ waterloo sunset/ i am in paradise'. Fuck the stones and the beatles and the who. okay maybe not the beatles. but fuck the other two bands. kinks baby. kinks.

please please please do me a favour, open kazaa, imesh, napster or whatever program of piracy you are using at the moment and in the search bar, type the following- 'the kinks waterloo sunset' and if you're feeling generous, 'the magnetic fields sunset city' and send that song to me, cause i can't seem to find a working version on my P2P network.

to put it simply, we're too damn bloody young to be old. so get off your lazy ass and do something.