haha. oh my god.

quotes of the day
- "Have you ever seen a black's COCK?! OH MY GOD! you know when they fuck, then dont have to hold the girl. jus pump and pump one!" *look of envy&horror*

-"i'm not drunk! theres a difference between being drunk and intoxicated! I'm not drunk! I'm not puking!" (repeat 100x)

moment of the night-
having scored a goal in winning eleven, dear hanboon was shouting in joyful elation, then vomited.

following which we trooped down to club. several beers-drank-thru-straws later, i went fucking nuts on the dancefloor. its been a while since i've last had the chance it was awesome! you know. your eye closed just your body and the music. you feel like your floating on the bass beat.

lum fell asleep on the couch and i shook my booty in his face. he awoke with a terrible headache, blaming it on my dear derriere. singapore has a new weapon to add to its arsenal of chemical armamanets. hah.