haha so i was debating with sanjeev the merits of football, my arguement being that its stupid, his that it rocks. We're at a stand still right now, but while surfing around... i came across this-

TOP 10 REASONS WHY FOOTBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX

10. You get 45 minutes each way, and, if you're lucky, a band at half time.

9. There's a panel of experts back in the studio analysing tactics - and pointing out where it's all going wrong.

8. You can bring on a sub.

7. You can play with your balls infront of your mother.

6. Thousands cheering you on, and millions watching at home.

5. Should you stretch a muscle, someone will rush on and give you a rub down.

4. There are no periods.

3. Protective Equipment is reusable.

2. You get to switch ends halfway through.

And the no. 1 reason why football is better than sex...

1. Instant Replay

haha. Sanjeev, you win. oh and as coincidence would have it, we both support arsenal, but I only side with it only cause its name has the word 'arse' in it. haha. arse arse arse. how endearing.

-jack-arse