Dear Blog Reader,

Do you have a God? Please pray to He/She/It for me. Better yet, make a sacrifice. Make sure its a virgin though, because tainted souls don't work as well. Thank you.

Yours Sincerely,
Lennard Ong

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Where to get virgins:

At this hour, most innocent virgins are safe at home studying/sleeping/going to sleep, so prowling the streets for victims would be, for the most part, done in vain.

If you yourself are a virgin, that would work, however, do not forget to state to your God the purpose of your suicide (i.e- For Lennard's exams). If not, it would be a pointless exercise in the macabre.

That aside, if you have any siblings under the age of 19, its a safe bet that they are virgins. However, when performing the sacrifice, be sure to do it in private, lest parental figures disrupt the process.

Killing of parents do not count as they are not virgins.