i've experienced an epiphany. well. a revelation more like, courtesy leon ong-
"Lennard... i think you have excess oestrogen. look. you have an hour glass figure and maybe thats why you're like... er... that."

'that', of course, well... if you know me you know what 'that' is. many a time i have cursed my body! oh with narrow shoulders and wide hips, but i am too lazy to go to the gym to fix it, so i've since stopped complaining.

today's weather is very very dreary, its like. an atmospheric landscape to the sombre news in the papers. yes. today's paper is full of sad terrible news. but there was an amusing article- a study by aquafresh toothpaste found that most british people had breath that was worse than their pets. and that women had the highest proportion of bad breath. and scots have a freshest breath. on the topic of scots, did you know ewan mcgregor was once awarded by a magazine to possess 'the most beautiful penis'. for the record i think penises, in general, are quite ugly, some uglier than others. some look like dehydrated cocktail weiners. but yes some are glorious, full and healthy with bounce and healthy skin. hah.

my my what an odd progression of ideas... from the weather, to the newspaper, to breath, to scots, to penises. Welcome to Wonderland.