girls are silly silly silly. we guys are lucky. we dont have to be handsome or buff or rich, we just have to act like we think we are and you silly girls go swoon swoon swoon 'oooh! he has such confidence!'

guys on the other hand are not fooled by this little charade! if your ugly, god damnit, your ugly!*

*disclaimer: this is in no way a reflection of my judging a person on the whole. i've no doubt that there are other redeeming qualities like personality, intelligence and the elusive x-factor. and those are appealing qualities too. alls im saying, is in the physical sense, if your ugly, god damnit, your ugly!*