Retroactive Histories

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when I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, "Ma, what should I be?

"You can be anything you want, my love," she cooed motherly.

"anything?", I asked incredulously. "anything," she replied reassuringly.

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"Well mama, I think... I want to be a imagineerist..."

"whats that?" she asked, half tickled, half curious.

"Oh." I said half defeatedly. I thought she might know the answer. I'll have to make it up as I go along, I thought to myself.

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Portrait of an Imagineerist

ima·gin·eer

adj.

1. A person who imagines things. Goal in life is to convince everyone outside of his imagination to believe in it. Motto: "The best way to lie is with the truth."