omg omg omg! the elite models are so fuckin hot. i hope to one day cluelessly wander into a photoshoot of theirs and they'll go - 'awwwww heres a cute lil' lost boy!' and they'll all fawn over me like a lost kitten. some of them are what... 14? 15? and they look bloody 20 something! ee. compare a 14 year old there to a 14 year old here!

i can only hang my head in dismay...

p.s: yea yea i know. we guys dont cut it either. bah.