omg! is it christmas season already?!

They're already playing seasonal jingles in the shopping centres but still it feels like the J3's have just enlisted (that would make it... jan/march). I'm caught in a timewarp! HELP! and soon i'll be enlisting but i'll be like "huh its time to enlist?! but the J3's just enlisted!!!"

damnit. soon i'll be thirty and still living in the basement of my parent's house and making silly faces in mirrors to amuse myself.

i need that magic potion from outta Alice in Wonderland. 'Drink Me!' it'd read and when i glug it down whoosh i'll grow bigger and bigger or was it the other way around and i'd shrink?

yikes.