beckham took the kick and off it sailed over the post. "WA! he should play rugby!" a friend commented.

today at rugby, some buff dude came up and i was lying on the grass without my shirt and he looked at me and said "cute face." and i said "oh ok." and he said "you like boy or girl?" and now i;m seriously reconsidering if i'm as open minded as i thought i was with regard to alternative lifestyles. whatever floats your boat, but don't rock mine baby.