WA WA WA I JUST GOT A DOUBLE KILL ON GUNBOUND! ITS A PERFECT ENDING TO THE A'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when i heard the phrase... 'pens down'.... it was bloody orgasmic. it was pure ecstacy. and then we played touch till about 7, and before i left the school, i stood on the canteen table... and flashed the whole compound. too bad (or lucky) that hardly anyone was around.

and i think i said something very smart today- "fuck! this is the end of a rigid academic career! and dont need to wear bloody fucking polyester uniforms ANYMORE!!!"

i'm at justin's house now... and i am drunk. wheeee!!! this is what i call. The Life. not hte getting drunk part, the whole deal. finishing the A's, running about like an ass then getting drunk! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

and i'm off to thailand tomorrow people and i'll be back tuesday so don't miss meee too much ardent readers! i will try get a blow job from a transie!
(my rational is they were previously guys, so they know what feels good. so the bj would be fuckin mind blowing!)

BYEBYE

*cue music* (i'm leaving, on a jet plane, dont know when i'll be back again....)

Cross my heart,
and hope to die,
Its my last paper
Soon I'll Fly!

bruce i still follow your blog! and its still as poignant as ever. i like your Wednesday, November 19, 2003 entry alot. 'Then there are things we hang on dearly to- you would know it is a beautiful life.'

and jok i loved what you wrote about loving and being loved. its very true. and see you soon.

the funniest paper has to be the Physics Design paper. for those who don't know, the student is presented with a problem and is supposed to design a experiment to find the relationship/value at question. so one can imagine all the funny things we invent to try and solve the problem. but yk has to take the cake... to determine the energy of a bow (and arrow) set up, his solution was to "use an expert archer". As a safety precaution, "ensure he wears body armour".
and that is only one of the multitude of answers we students give. I bet the markers at cambridge draw lots to see who can mark the design questions cuz its such a popular choice.

its official. I'm addicted to GunBound. Go download it and say good bye to life beyond the computer! its kinda like Worms.

exams do funny things to people. We're in the 3rd week of the A levels and today serena (who sits behind me) kept singing "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, once i caught a fish alive..." to herself. anyway. its over tomorrow. da da dum.

maybe baby maybe its the odd existence of being an emotional creature and then maybe baby in the end its all nothing but our own creation

Do what I want cause I can and if I don't because I wanna be ignored by the stiff and the bored because I'm gonna.

Spit and retrieve cause I give and receive because I wanna gonna get through your head what the mystery man said because I'm gonna.

so a hoarde of pillaging ruggers* piled into my living room to watch the rugby finals and wa heres a tip always have a can of air fresherner ready. australia lost and i am sad.

drunken fun at lum's house thereafter but alas such events are best left untold.

(*total food damage- 1 kg of sausages, 4 big bags of lays chips, 9 litres of peach lemonade, a baf of frozen fries. then off to dinner after that. tada.)

oh let me teach you yeow-kuanese. (he supported australia)

its really quite easy-
"FUCK YOUR MOTHER YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!"
"FUCKING HELL YEAH FUCK YOU YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!"
"FUCKING CHEEBAI!!!!!"
"YEAH BABY FUCKING CHEEBAI TAKE THAT YOU MOTHER FUKER!"

then he runs low on ideas...
"FUCK YOUR FUCK LA!"
"OH MY FUCKING FUCK!"

and finally, he is out of ideas...
"OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!"

as tzi commented, yk uses those phrases to express a whole plethora of emotions- joy, sadness, happiness, envy, shock, dismay, disgust...

its a wonder he doesn't get straight A's for GP with his powerful vocab huh?

OI GOONS TODAY RUGBY FINALS COME MY PLACE

today was physics mcq and paper 2.

quote of the day goes to frodo after physics MCQ
"FUCK LA! I got 5 mcq wronggg!!!! (out of 30) i exam what shit?! i go home already la fuck!!!"

oh yay now induz3 is $25.

good luck to everyone for physics tomorrow.

you know what??? it feels like somethin's heatin' up....

oooh okay nm i killed the fat laughin alien. just keep feeding the bugger then it'll explode!!!

so let me elaborate why sandra is the devil.

at 10 last night i decided to take a break and went online and lo and behold i was chatting to her. then, she introduced me to these 2 online games. Castle Defence and some aquarium game. The plan was to resume study at 11. by the time i stopped playing, the clock read 2 am. shit. its very fun tho... try it. esp the aquarium game. if anyone can destroy the fat laughing alien that is impervious to lasers please tell me cuz im stuck on that stage and he keeps eating my fishes. =(

omg... its wednesday! and i thought it was tuesday. eeps.

omg! is it christmas season already?!

They're already playing seasonal jingles in the shopping centres but still it feels like the J3's have just enlisted (that would make it... jan/march). I'm caught in a timewarp! HELP! and soon i'll be enlisting but i'll be like "huh its time to enlist?! but the J3's just enlisted!!!"

damnit. soon i'll be thirty and still living in the basement of my parent's house and making silly faces in mirrors to amuse myself.

i need that magic potion from outta Alice in Wonderland. 'Drink Me!' it'd read and when i glug it down whoosh i'll grow bigger and bigger or was it the other way around and i'd shrink?

yikes.

i feel sad when i visit my blog now. the past few entries have been very dry and boring to say the least and it reminds me how boring this period is. ladeedah. almost over. its kinda odd, cause now i've one paper this week and 2 next week, so its very spread apart and hence things feel kinda chill. i doubt i'll feel especially ecstatic after the final paper of the 27th cause it already feels like its over.

whatever happened to colin farrel?

and i am quite looking forward to having to shave my head when i enlist.

KANIAH BEH CHAO CHEE BAI!

the french played like bloody headless chickens. even i could've kicked and caught the ball better and thats saying a hell lot about how badly they played. honestly!!! a fuckin up and under which goes a total of a few metres?!?!?! and the kicks for goal... ALL OFF THE MARK! wa lao.

i hope australia wins the world cup. the english play rugby thats balls boring man.

and so the final count yesterday was about a dozen burly ruggers packed into my living room to watch the NZ-Aus match, and contrary to popular belief, it wasnt a very rowdy affair save for two noisy dicks shouting "CHEEBAII AH WA FUCKING NABEH!!! DID YOU SEE HIM GET SMACKED?!?! FUCK YOU AUSTRALIAA!!!" I won't mention names (yk and tzi yang), but you two are fuckin noisy haha it was fun.

and big whoop to australia's victory yest. NZ played like headless chickens haha i hope france wins today what a finals it would be... french flair vs australia's rock solid defence.

rence, i hope you dont mind i had to cut and paste your recent entry cuz its just so damn fuckin funny.

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oh mama i broke my napping record today... feeling like a king right now! first it was the pre-nap-marathon warm-up napping at 11.00 because i slept at 1 yesterday night.

I woke at 2 pm... and then proceeded to eat my pre-nap-marathon nutritious meal of maggie mee and half a steamed chicken. i think my maid stole the other half... but never mind i forgive her because today is a special day... where i was gunning for sporting glory. Go for Gold!

At 2.30 pm after doing some stretching and psyching up, i took my redspot chem tys out and started reading TOPIC:6 Electrochemistry in order to make myself fall asleep. it was very effective... i started reading "1.(a) Describe how you could determine...." and blacked out... next thing i knew it was 3.30pm! i woke up to switch the fan on.... and went back to continue my marathon. looking at the tys, "1.(a) Describe how you could determine...." next thing i knew it was 4.30pm! man was i still going strong!! At that point in time i was getting excited because i sensed a new record coming... so i took out the tys again and started reading "1.(a) Describe how you could determine...." and man next thing i knew... it was 5.30pm!!! woohoo a new record!!! i am currently at the pinnacle of sporting achievement and i challenge anybody to break my record. And in order to round off a very well-spent day i decided to keep with tradition and finish reading the question that i started off with early in the afternoon "1.(a) Describe how you could determine a value for the Avogadro constant by electrolysis."

oh well at least i can say i did something today
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heres a link to his blog.

more parties...

jace () @ 11/07/2003 21:19:
hey lenny mines at chinablack 15 dec presale $22 for girls $25 for guys free flow, rnb till 3
thanks!

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gal () @ 11/08/2003 10:50:
27th there's one at Devil's bar $15 i think.

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itchy () @ 11/11/2003 01:10:
29th nov - zouk, 22presale, 25 at the door, i think
and 3 dec chinablack.